it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.
(via recreationalcannibalism)@3 hours ago with 28804 notes
I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito. All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.
…what the fuck
(via recreationalcannibalism)@4 hours ago with 42047 notes
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
(via mailboxarsonal)@3 hours ago with 48376 notes
Y’all make fun of a baby’s natural hair, and then you dog out black women who wear sew ins and weaves.
Because y’all call Blue Ivy’s hair unkept, and then say Beyonce is a fake bitch for wearing sew ins and what not.
It’s not about hair. You hate black women period.
(via recreationalcannibalism)@3 hours ago with 7979 notes
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
(via totallysquirrelin)@3 hours ago with 5228 notes